3 Reasons to watch Transformers!
1. Megan Fox
2. Megan Fox
3. Megan Fox
3 Reasons NOT to watch Transformers!
1. A Michael Bay movie
2. A Michael Bay movie
3. A Michael Bay movie
As you can see, the most important reason to watch the Transformers is Megan Fox. Damn she's HOT! Screaming HOT! Other than that, you will be on a joyride of a Michael Bay movie experience *YAWN*. The usual menu you can get from a Michael Bay movie are a very big, big explosion scenes, cheesy love story, nerd vs. jocks, the nerd got to be the hero, slices of a Michael Bay humors & satire, mankind struggle against adversity & all the usual elements that can be found in all Michael Bay movie i.e. Bad Boys, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, the Island, the Rock etc. He's simply not the right candidates for the Transformers. It would be better off for Bryan Singer to direct this epic movie. Look at the first two installments of the X-men movies. Transformers are a character driven story. Look at Optimus Prime, Megatron & their respective gang members. They are a bunch of robots that define the Transformers. Not the human character! Luckily for us there is Megan Fox. Thank God for Megan Fox. If not, the Transformers will be another big bang boom blockbuster movie from Michael Bay. Fcuk! It's another Michael Bay movie *SIGH*.
Autobots! Transform & fcuk off!
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megan fox is pornstar-foxy...
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