this house is a circus

Another by-election gone by over the weekend. all the machinery of numerous numero uno political parties cross sword for the past weeks. Heck even numerous “unidentified flying objects” i.e. the flying mineral bottle can be spotted all over Ijok. What an event to behold. I'm quite jealous & pleased at the same time for people over in Ijok. They received an instant and rapid development & changes to their beloved hometown in a space of two weeks. Two weeks people! I'll be damn. Lucky you people of Ijok. If you don't know by now, by-election is a blessing in disguise. You can get everything & almost anything when you lost your beloved MP’s. Yeahh... you heard me right, I said almost everything & anything kan... “Macam-macam ada”... Go & ask people of Ijok :-)
So people... Below is a step by step on how to have a by-election a.k.a instant & rapid development in your beloved area.

1. Ask politely to your respective MP’s to step down if he or she doesn’t perform accroding to your standard or your constituency is in a shabby state of mind.
2. If he or she doesn’t want to step down, “you’ll make him or her an offer he or she can’t refuse”. If he or she doesn’t understand this…ask them to watch the Godfather.
3. After the MP’s had been removed, now SPR can hold the by-election at your own area. Yippieeee... Gentlemen start your engine...
4. Prepare a full list of what you really want for your area i.e. a new set of traffic lights, new roads, new paint for your house or apartment etc, new 42” plasma tv, new Astro subscription, scholarship for your children, a 60 meter long yacht, a new airbus, heck even a new wife if you dare to ask or "muka tak malu"... hehehe...
5. Finally, when your friendly neighborhood Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister, Ministers, Deputy Ministers Chief ministers, PM’s SIL (son in law if you really don’t know), numerous numero uno political parties tonto’s & mat rempit’s are in town, do pass over your list to them.

Now you can sit back, relax & enjoy all your dreams & wishes materialize for your area & for yourself at the end of this fairytales adventure...

and they live happily ever after! The end.